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Newcastle United Chants

Players

There's only one Alan Shearer,
One Alan Shearer,
We're walking along, singing this song,
Walking in a Shearer Wonderland.

Shearer, Shearer, Shearer, Shearer

Same old Shearer always scoring ,

Same old Shearer always scoring ,
 

Rivals

Toon, Toon,
Hate the Mackems,
Toon, Toon,
Hate the Mackems.

When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy,
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.

The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
and this is what he said, "F*CK OFF",
Who the f*ck are Man. United,
Who the f*ck are Man. United,
Who the f*ck are Man. United,
as the mags go marching on on on.

 

General

Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we will drink wherever we may be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.
I was drunk last night,
I was drunk the night before,
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before,
Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.

Who's that team we call United,
Who's that team we all adore,
Oh, we play in Black and White,
And we all know how to fight,
We'll support you ever more.

Oh when the Mags, go marching in,
Oh when the Mags go marching in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the Mags go marching in.

E     I     O     E     I     O
Up the Premier League we go,
When we get to Europe,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Geordies, super Geordies,
Robson is our King.
 

If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
Wear a Black and White Bonnet,
With Newcastle written on it,
if you want to gett o heaven when you die.

We are the Mags ,we are the Mags,
We are, we are, we are The Mags.

 

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