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Transfer Flops - The official ave-it hall of shame
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send us any other
players you want to appear in Transfer flops from any league with a reason why
we should add them.
Bosko Balaban -
Aston Villa

Signed by John Gregory for 6.5 million from Zagreb, played 40 minutes for
the first team in a uefa cup tie and 5 minutes in the carling cup
scoring 0 goals.
Marco Boogers -
West Ham

Harry Redknapp wasn't always the streetwise London gaffer he is today.
The arrival of 'Mad' Marco Boogers for £1m from Sparta Rotterdam in July
1995 was just one of a number of misjudged West Ham imports. Coming on
as a substitute against Manchester United in only his second appearance
for the club, Boogers was almost immediately red carded for 'a sickening
horror tackle' (The Sun) on Gary Neville. He promptly disappeared,
discovered several weeks later hiding in a mobile home in a Dutch
caravan park. The Boogers debacle, which ended in a loan deal and
subsequent free transfer to Groningen despite his protestations - 'I'm
not mental' - was the worst of a dreadful Redknapp collection: Florin
Raducioiu arrived for £2.4m in July 96 and was sold at a £600,000 loss
six months later after missing training for a Harvey Nichols shopping
trip; Portuguese supermodel Dani lasted five months before being thrown
out for excessive nightclubbing; and £2m star Javier Margas went missing
in February last year, turning up later at home in Chile. He, unlike
Boogers, did come back.
Massimo Taibi - Manchester
United

Sir Alex signed him to replace Peter Schmeichel? In 1999, with Raimond
van der Gouw always wearing his bridesmaid’s outfit and Mark Bosnich too
cocky by half, Sir Alex Ferguson splashed out £4.5m on Venezia
journeyman Massimo Taibi. The omnipresent tracksuit bottoms should have
caused Ferguson to pause for thought. Instead, Taibi conceded two sloppy
goals at Liverpool on his debut and one to Wimbledon the following week.
Then the fun began: Southampton scored three at Old Trafford, including
a Matthew Le Tissier “shot” that trickled through Taibi’s legs and was
so soft, it barely crossed the line. Eight days later, Chelsea put five
past him at Stamford Bridge and this Italian’s job was over, little more
than a month after it had began. Taibi rotted in the reserves until
Reggina took him on loan before a £2.5m purchase at season’s end. He
was, noted a generous Roy Keane, “clearly a good keeper”. Clearly.
Juan Sebastian Veron -
Manchester United

signed for 28.1 million from lazio on a five year deal and lasted just 2
years before being sold onto Chelsea for less than half man utd payed.
The strange thing is he was touted as one of the best midfielders in the
world and seem to lose all talent the minute he steped off the plane at
Manchester Airport.
Winston Bogarde - Chelsea

His career at Chelsea is notable because, only weeks after signing his
contract with the club, the newly-appointed manager Claudio Ranieri
wanted him to leave. According to Bogarde it would be next to impossible
to find a team that would offer him a contract comparable to the one he
had at Chelsea . Bogarde demanded that his contract at Chelsea be
respected; as a result Bogarde never played for Chelsea again. In the
end, he only appeared eleven times during his four-year contract,
reportedly earning £40,000 a week during this period. His contract ended
in 2004.
Corrado Grabbi -
Blackburn Rovers

How the Italians chuckled in 2001 when Graeme Souness, manager of
Blackburn Rovers, paid £6.75m for Juventus cast-off Corrado Grabbi, who
had just scored 19 goals in 34 Serie B (not to be confused with Serie A)
games for Ternana. Grabbi’s work ethic was never in doubt, but two goals
in 30 Premiership games suggested Souness might have been better buying
a Serie A player. After an especially profligate performance in the 2003
Uefa Cup against Genclerbirgli, Souness lost patience. Grabbi was bought
by Ancona. The fee was undisclosed, but it wasn’t £6.75m.
Sergi Rebrov -
Spurs

In June 2000 he was transferred to Tottenham Hotspur for a then-club
record £11 million but after the sacking of George Graham in March 2001,
he was unable to establish himself under new manager Glenn Hoddle. He
went out on loan first to Fenerbahce and subsequently to West Ham
United.
Hugo Viana - Newcastle

signed for 12 million-played 39 times in his first season (mostly as a
sub), then went on loan to Sporting Lisbon ,then came back to Newcastle to
fight for his place and never made the subs bench
Ali Dia -Southampton
Ali Dia is a former Senegalese footballer who once played for English
FA Premier League club Southampton, after falsely claiming to be a
Senegalese international.
Having already had a failed trial at Rotherham United, Dia was signed by
Southampton manager Graeme Souness in 1996, after Souness received a
phone call purporting to be from Liberian international and former FIFA
World Player of the Year George Weah. "Weah" told Souness that Dia was
his cousin, had played for Paris Saint-Germain and had played 13 times
for his country. In actual fact, none of this was true, and the phone
call was from Dia's agent. However, Souness was convinced, and signed
Dia on a one-month contract.
Dia played just one game for Southampton, against Leeds United on
November 21, 1996. He came on for Matthew Le Tissier who was substituted
after 32 minutes but his performance was spectacularly below Premier
League quality; many would say that Dia was the worst player to ever
play for Southampton. He himself suffered a substitution after playing
for 53 minutes. Leeds won the match 2-0.
Dia was released by Southampton two weeks into his contract. He briefly
played for non-league Gateshead F.C., before fading into obscurity. He
has achieved a notorious status amongst English football fans for his
lack of ability, and is regularly featured in lists of bad players or
bad transfers.
Tomas Brolin

In Euro 92, England fell to a superb goal from a hugely promising young
Swedish striker. Eight years on, the scorer, now a vacuum-cleaner
salesman based in Stockholm, could only reflect on a career which went
grindingly wrong. Tomas Brolin at his peak was graceful, skillful and
captivating. Past it, he was one of the most limited players in world
football. The decline set in soon after Euro 92, but apparently went
unnoticed by then Leeds boss George Graham, who paid Parma £4.5m for him
in 1995. When Brolin arrived looking like Keith Chegwin's tubby twin,
Graham was panic-stricken. Brolin made just 19 appearances in two years
before his career collapsed amidst a series of training ground walk-outs
and dietary rumours. Leeds paid out the remainder of his contract. He
returned to England for a final Premiership fling at Crystal Palace in
1998, but, after 13 appearances, was deemed too fat to play, and made
assistant manager to Attilio Lombardo when Steve Coppell was moved
aside. Palace were instantly relegated - Brolin hasn't been seen in this
country since.
Sean Dundee -
Liverpool

In 1998, Karlsruhe were relegated from the
Bundesliga. Their tubby star forward, Sean “Crocodile” Dundee, scored
just three times. These facts did not deter Liverpool manager Roy Evans
from splashing out £2m for the German international who claimed to be as
fast as Michael Owen. In fact, he wasn’t as fast as Liverpool fan
Michael Howard. Liverpool’s official website raised the notion that
Dundee was “possibly the worst player to have donned the red of
Liverpool
Wim Jonk - Sheffield
Wednesday

Not only did Jonk look like Michael Palin, but he was as tough in
the tackle as him. The Dutchman, signed for £2.5m from PSV Eindhoven
in 1998, lolloped anonymously around Wednesday’s midfield for two
seasons, the second of which saw them relegated. After experiencing
the hurly burly of two First Division games, he sat out the
remaining year of his contract, citing a tummy ache. At the end of
that season, he retired to concentrate on his poetry. Wednesday fans
had their own rhymes for him.
Andrea Silenzi - Nottingham Forest
Signed for £1.8m by Frank Clark for Nottingham Forest in 1995, 6'3"
Silenzi took just seven full appearances to prove his worth. One of the
first 'big name' Italian imports, Silenzi, known as 'the Big Brush', was
a picture of disinterest. Earning a then-enormous £30,000 a month, his
laid-back control, finishing and approach play soon had management and
supporters worried. His only excess was in the length of his first
touch. It took just weeks for the deal to look suspect, a month for it
to look plain wrong and another to collapse. Half way through his first
season, he had lost his place to Jason Lee, was loaned to Venezia, and
when told to return by Dave Bassett, refused. Forest tore up his
contract - meaning the whole deal, including wages and bonuses, had cost
the club £2.75m. He scored twice - one against Oxford in the FA Cup and
the other against Bradford in the Coca Cola cup. 'The whole business
turned into a complete fiasco,' said Bassett.
Signed by Josef Venglos for £750.000 in 1990 from Banik Ostrava, got
injured in his first training session and never played again although he
was at the club for 2 years
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